Wednesday, April 29, 2015

My thoughts on Bloodborne [Spoilers below the jump]

Okay, so, let's just go ahead and do the ADHD version of this big, messy thing right now: Bloodborne is a very good game. You should buy it and you should play it. If you don't own a PlayStation 4 - and that's a reasonable enough notion, given that there has hitherto been absolutely no compelling reason to own a PlayStation 4 beyond "fuck, I've got all these indie titles from PS+ anyway and I've got some cash to blow" - you should buy a PlayStation 4. That will make Bloodborne a $460 video game! You could buy a lot of things for $460 dollars. You could buy 50 pounds of coffee. You could buy a very shitty car. You could buy 80 pounds of Cheetos on Amazon - with free delivery, even.

Bloodborne is worth $460 dollars.